I had this pet rock once

1–2 minutes

What animals make the best/worst pets?

Serious. Best. Pet. Ever.

No maintenance. No cost. It was great.

The downside was the returns. No matter how much I loved that thing, it just never seemed to give a damn.

I guess it wasn’t that great, after all.

I do love animals though. Our house is currently sporting three cats and a Ball Python Danger Noodle.

Is it perfect? It works for our current life style. We both “go to” work, and spend a lot of time away from home on the weekends. For now…

Off to go throw some frisbees!